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Obama's Nefarious Priorities -




Extra Credit Multiple Choice Question -




Obama The Elitist Hypocrite -




ROMNEY A BULLY? - Family says story is untrue. Look to the source of the negative campaigning. Isn't that the pot calling the kettle a piece of cookware?




Lois Lerner not to be confused with Lois Lane -




Idiot In Chief Obama -




THE OBAMA LEGACY - This is how we will remember Barack- confiscator and destroyer of wealth




Under the Obama adm The IRS targets billy graham assoc The Chicago way... -




THE ACTOR: THAT’S NOT WHAT I DO AS COMMANDER IN CHIEF - Yes it is, you’ve been misleading Americans for political purposes your entire life




"MY BIGGEST MISTAKE..." - "not telling...enough.. stories" Um, would that be composite stories.. aka lies???? Inquiring minds want to know!




A VOTE FOR OBAMA.... - plain and simple: A vote against JOBS (history of creating mostly minimum wage jobs)




MILITARY ASSETS IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE TO OBAMA DURING THE 9/11 ATTACK IN BENGHAZI -




YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! - PBS removes Obama's gaffe about Lincoln founding the Republican party, from his jobs speech.




CBS'S LARA LOGAN: OBAMA IS LYING TO AMERICA - WAKE UP AMERICA MIDDLE EAST TERRORISM IS WAY WORSE OFF TODAY


TAGS: obama liar in chief middle east bust anything to be re elected 2012 election
Rating: 5/5

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arnnatz - October 9, 2012, 7:24 pm
she needs to move to n**** news!
KALKAM - October 9, 2012, 11:01 am
h** chick...5Ls!


SCUMBAG IN CHIEF -


TAGS: scumbag in chief
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - November 8, 2013, 6:13 pm
Obama is purging the military like Stalin did


" THE 'CUUKOO'S' EGG " - 'Narcissist- In - Chief' Pres Obama Drops His Name Into the Other White House website Presidential Biographies.




CAMPAIGNER-IN-CHIEF - wants to break 100's of years of protocol by announcing a joint session before Congress without schedulinng it first, hoping to upstake Republican primary debates. PWNED!




NOT A TAX INCREASE - Technically correct- its a new tax!




PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT OBAMA BEHIND THE CURTAIN - The campaigner is not the same man who's been asleep at the wheel the past 4 years!




BARACK OBAMA- SCUMBAG IB CHIEF -




OBAMA- SCUMBAG IN CHIEF -




Is it politically correct... -




BENGHAZI OR SANDY? OBAMA SAYS 'WE LEAVE NOBODY BEHIND' - These four Americans beg to differ with you Mr. President




I HAD NO IDEA... - Easy to say when you don't attend your daily intel briefings, and spend most of your time fundraising and hosting parties or dinners for contributions!




EMPTY CHAIR - Psst, Clint- he's probably at the golf course!




OBAMA ISN'T WORKING - Lets try vacationing, golfing, fundraising, blamestorming, attacking, dividing, socializing, communizing, bankrupting, unemploying, embezzling, misleading, just to name a few other things




NOT A LEADER - But he sure does fundraise! He's held at least 10x more fundraisers at this point in his presidency than George Bush!




JOB KILLER - Yes he can!




Barry the Buffoon -




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Obama's Job Plan: Barry's DOJ tells Gibson to outsource their labor to Madagascar to make their problems go away.




BIG GAME THURSDAY NIGHT - There will also be football too!




OR - 1: he will say you did not build that. 2: will take it away from you and give it to someone else 3: he will regulate it out of existence




PIZZA MAN AND ROCKET SCIENTIST - No, really, he worked on missile ballistics in the Navy. As a rocket scientist and business leader, he is far more qualified to run this country than our community agitator-in-chief!!!




BENGHAZI - When Obama get condescending (He is lying and not above the law)




AL-QAEDA'S NEW COMMANDER IN CHIEF -




If the Commander in Chief -




OBAMA VOCABULARY IS ‘I’ AND ‘ME’ - Uses 'I' & 'Me' 117 times in one speech While walking on water IT IS WE THE PEOPLE IN NOVEMBER




DEBATE - .....created 16 Trillion jobs Liar, Liar, pants on fire..


TAGS: liar in chief
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 11, 2012, 10:59 pm
none that impress me! He's made the world a less safer place while he focused on partying, golfing and fundraising
crankyhead - October 11, 2012, 4:18 pm
OK, that was a witty retort. But seriously, no accomplishments? WTF?
JGalt - October 10, 2012, 10:59 pm
I wasn't counting on all the negatives ones.
crankyhead - October 10, 2012, 5:11 pm
No accomplishments? WTF?
JGalt - October 9, 2012, 10:47 pm
Crickets chirping, O has no record of accomplishment to stand on other than creative lies.


I'LL BE TAKING ALL YOUR MONEYS - before you even earn it my little pretty




'We didn't make ourselves clear.' -




A POLITICIAN FROM CHICAGO CANNOT ANSWER A QUESTION WITH A YES OR A NO -




Everyday Obama Looks More Like -




LIAR LIAR - Empty Suit on Fire




APPEASER-IN-CHIEF - finally decided to lead with strength last night. Too little, too late and not at the right time. Strength to the world, not to prospective voters!


TAGS: hypocrite in chief
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 7:34 pm
He gets like that if you are successful American...


2ND PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE - Yeah, that'll work!


TAGS: liar in chief
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 10, 2012, 2:58 pm
Yep...don't believe it when you seem him get crushed...wait a few days for everyone else to make his excuse...now we know "blame Bush" is the only excuse he can remember on his own.


TRICKLE DOWN GOVERNMENT - Government creates no wealth. Obama wants to create more government jobs, using borrowed money. I guess that kills job growth in the private sector, as he is already borrowing 40 cents of every dollar he spends




DESTROYING OUR CONSTITUTION - Anyone else remember how badly TOTUS flubbed up his oath on Inauguration day? Was it intentional?




History repeats -




Phone Call -




You wanted bigger Government, You voted for him -




OBAMA FOOLS HIMSELF WITH HIS OWN B.S. - But the flies are not fooled!




KNOWS HOW TO DEBATE... - as long as facts don't count and leadership is not required. O fails at leadership and as president, but sure knows how to talk BS!


TAGS: failure in chief
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 7:32 pm
I understand why he looked down during the first debate...when he looks at Romney you can see the hatred, contempt and frenzied blood lust he has for successful Americans...No wonder Soros loves him.


THERE WAS NO APOLOGY TOUR - The last four years were all our imaginations!


TAGS: appeaser in chief
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 7:30 pm
Just the skip Israel tour...


2ND DEBATE - Nothing Obama said tonight "adds up"




' IF HE MENTIONS ISRAEL AND IRAN ONE MORE TIME I'LL SCREAM ! -




" COMMANDER - IN - CHIEF " - It’s very short walk, no more than about 30 yards. There’s little danger of getting very wet, particularly with an umbrella in hand.


TAGS: courage obama commanderinchief umbrella whitehouse
Rating: 5/5

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PeteofSanJose - March 14, 2013, 11:49 pm
I keep flashing on the ph**o of him and michele. He had trouble operating the umbrella !!!


"IN AMERICA.... - We celebrate success, we don't apologize for it!" Mitt Romney




THE POT CALLS THE KETTLE: - Cookware




'I'm sorry' -




OBAMA- SCUMBAG IN CHIEF -




maybe he wasn't properly vetted -




When this President speaks or does something -




Obama doesn't know how to be a real leader -




CHARACTER - SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO LIE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO GET RE-ELECTED (At least in Obama's mind)




OBAMA DO NOTHING LIBYA - The trail is getting closer to the White House (Petraeus throws obama under the buss)


TAGS: obama 2012 election liar in chief libya cover up
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 27, 2012, 5:45 pm
fast and furious #2? http://patriotupdate.com/articles/is-there-a-deeper-plot-to-benghazi#ixzz2AVY3vMNu


'Leading From Behind the Golf Course' -




" WARGAMES" -




LAME DUCK IN CHIEF -


TAGS: lame duck in chief
Rating: 4.9/5

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foxrecon19d - September 17, 2014, 12:28 am
I'm talking about the big, superhero speech that Barack Obama made (you know, the one being suppressed by the press) where he promised to use every American military a**et available to locate and rescue those girls. Funny, we were never called...
Curlyrocks - September 16, 2014, 8:30 pm
And not to be out done on the psycho scene ISIS has started selling women. http://www.ibtimes.com/isis-sells-300-yazidi-women-brides-fighters-recent-weeks-1674452
Curlyrocks - September 16, 2014, 8:26 pm
Oh there was progress, some of the girls escaped into the jungle and made it back to tell of Boko Harams horrers. Of course if you mean progress from the world community then no.... still none.


PUTTIN LIPSTICK ON A ... - There ain't enough lipstick in the universe to convince us to vote for this community organizer for a second term




What’s really phony Mr. President is U -




'I GO SHOOTING ALL THE TIME' - “I guarantee you Barack Obama ain’t taking my shotguns, so don’t buy that malarkey,” Joe Biden.




THE "COMMANDER IN CHIEF " - The US wants to sign a non-aggression pact with Iran in the Persian Gulf.




This President never knows or is responsible for anything bad -




SONG ANALOGIES - The social agenda of POTUS reminds me of the Joe Satriani song "I just wanna Rock"




NO RECORD OF INTEL BRIEFINGS FOR OBAMA WEEK BEFORE EMBASSY ATTACKS - THE AMATUER




OCTOBER 5 - 'OBAMA'S ARMY' TAKES TO THE STREETS ? - The new group includes MoveOn, some SEIU chapters, Workers United, the United Federation of Teachers, and a Transport Workers Union local.




I'M NOT GOING TO RAISE YOUR TAXES ONE PENNY - (its actually more like ten thousands of pennies)




PERRY GAFFE - Well, in all fairness he did name two more than TOTUS did when asked a similar question, but liberals have very selective memories and fault tolerance levels.




DARING DEEDS, THUNDERCHIEFS- VARIATION ON A THEME -


TAGS: daring deeds thunderchiefs
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmmaRoydes - June 10, 2014, 3:50 pm
*safe*
EmmaRoydes - June 10, 2014, 3:49 pm
we may trade some crack wh***s and a bottle of ripple or mad dog for you, but that's it. Be saf
foxrecon19d - June 10, 2014, 2:50 pm
God, I hope not! Fortunately, i don't plan on walking off the base in the middle of the night looking for Talibuddies...
OTC - June 10, 2014, 1:42 pm
Stay safe cause we're not trading you for any terrorists
foxrecon19d - June 10, 2014, 1:23 pm
Well, politipals...and cranky (heh...heh...heh...) my a$$ kicking leg has healed nicely, so I am headed back overseas to put it to good use! Wishing y'all peace and happiness! Please, just don't blow up the country before I get back next year. Cheers ;)


WTF - Today O was burned in effigy!




MALIGNANT NARCISSISM -




JUST NOISE - back to fundraising.




COMMANDER IN CHIEF VS. SCUMBAG IN CHIEF -




Frustrated Jay Carney uses picture instead of words -




JOB EXPORTER - Just like Carter, Clinton, Bush. Can you hear the giant sucking sound that Ross Perot warned us about?




D.O.T.U.S. - Demagogue of the United States




N.O.T.U.S. - Narcissist of the United States.




" THE MAN WHO KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN" - Are you guys sure? Is it really Safe? You know this is Israel?They launch real rockets here.




CODE NAME CHALAQUE - Computer generated. Sure, we believe that one!




FACE THE NATION WITHOUT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK -




H.O.T.U.S. (HYPOCRITE OF THE US) - Every time the President takes a ride in Air Force One to play golf, he should have to pay taxes on the value of that flight. Playing golf is not a job requirement.




COWARD IN CHIEF - Socialist Cowards all think alike




LIBERALS - Always mix up left and right! This is the definition of Obamunism- which also means destruction of the middle class!




IDIOT SON OF AN ASSHOLE. - Proof that one man CAN make a difference. Through arrogance, deceit, and unfailing stupidity.




NARCISSISM - From the cult of personality




MILITARY LEADERSHIP - "I can only account for his numerous mistakes upon the hypothesis that he is crazy." - General William B Franklin (Bruce Catton, 'Glory Road')




MY MUSLIM FAITH - You Mean Your Christian Faith?




NRA CHIEF:"IF PUTTING ARMED POLICE IN SCHOOLS IS CRAZY, 'THEN CALL ME CRAZY!'" - Thank you. We will.


TAGS: nra chief crazy funny chief
Rating: 2.14/5

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crankyhead - December 23, 2012, 9:12 pm
I didn't say that, idiot. I said the NRA makes it easier for crazy people to get their hands on guns. Which happens to be true. Unlike all of your horribly outdated talking points on this subject.
foxrecon19d - December 23, 2012, 5:52 pm
Yeah...me too. MAYBE THEY WILL LEARN SOMETHING like why law abiding citizens buy guns in the first place. They buy guns to protect themselves from criminals whom liberal Democrats LOVE to parole out of jail early.
foxrecon19d - December 23, 2012, 5:51 pm
OOOhhhhhh...The NRA indierctly a**ists in murder. Just like cars indirectly a**ist in drunk driving. What an Obama worshipping sycophant you've proven to be.
crankyhead - December 23, 2012, 2:47 pm
Personally, I'd like to put a teacher in every gun store.
crankyhead - December 23, 2012, 2:44 pm
The NRA indirectly a**ists people who want to get illegal guns, by making it impossible for authorities to try to prevent it with legislation.
foxrecon19d - December 23, 2012, 2:31 pm
Get your story straight, kid. You just said that the NRA kills kids, not people who gets weapons illegally.
savoni - December 23, 2012, 2:21 pm
how so? a criminal did enter the school with a gun. a mother with a mentally ill child shouldn't have had access to that weapon in the first place if the ban against it hadn't been allowed to expire. NRA lacks empathy, so do you
foxrecon19d - December 23, 2012, 11:50 am
As opposed to the way Savoni and the rest of the liberal Democrats have been doing, which is putting armed CRIMINALS in the school.


THE PRESIDENT - Who wants to show up everyday and take this BEATING! Only thing worse than the job is the competition People want, the worst job in the WORLD




CHIEF BLIAR - Rob Ford's the Mayor now? Stay back 5m. My head's going to explode.




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